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I hope my wife does not come home and catch me watching TV without permission.... Wait...I'm a grown man, aren't I? I don't need permission to watch TV! I think I'll stand up to her... yah... I'm going to show her who is the man of this house! |
Oh. I see you are watching TV. Yah, well, I've been thinking, and- |
YOU'VE BEEN THINKING? |
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*SLAP* |
WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THINKING? |
But- YOU ARE WAY TOO STUPID TO THINK FOR YOURSELF. AN IDIOT LIKE YOU WOULD NOT LAST THREE MINUTES IN THIS WORLD WITHOUT ME! GOT THAT? |
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I- SHUT UP! |
GET ON YOUR KNEES AND SHOW PROPER APPRECIATION TO YOUR WIFE FOR THINKING FOR YOU! yes ma'am |
WHAT? I DID NOT HEAR YOU? Yes Ma'am. |
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KISS MY TOES. YOUR JOB IS BE A TOEKISSER, MINE IS TO THINK FOR THIS FAMILY. |
YOU ARE TOO MUCH OF A LOSER TO DO ANYTHING ELSE. Yes Ma'am. |
AND TV IS A PRIVELEGE THAT YOU MUST EARN. GOT THAT? Yes Ma'am. |
